{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}
{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"fact":"Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!","length":98}
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