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{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}

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{"fact":"Cats are North America\u2019s most popular pets: there are 73 million cats compared to 63 million dogs. Over 30% of households in North America own a cat.","length":149}

{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}

{"fact":"In the 1930s, two Russian biologists discovered that color change in Siamese kittens depend on their body temperature. Siamese cats carry albino genes that work only when the body temperature is above 98\u00b0 F. If these kittens are left in a very warm room, their points won\u2019t darken and they will stay a creamy white.","length":315}