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Craigendoran railway station is a railway station serving Craigendoran, east of Helensburgh, Scotland. The station is managed by ScotRail, which operates all services at the station. It is located on the North Clyde Line between Helensburgh Central and Cardross, 23 miles 18 chains (37.4 km) west of Glasgow Queen Street, measured via Singer and Maryhill. West Highland Line trains used to call here but no longer do following the closure of the upper platforms.
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Basti division is one of the 18 administrative geographical units of the northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh. Basti city is the administrative headquarters of the division.
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Drift is a 2023 drama film dir